I am going to all kinds of fun to be around this weekend.
But Happy Friday anyway….
Yahoo… how do I love you…
First of all, this photo is all kinds of funny… the lame kind of funny, but still. Let me save you the hassle of clicking on the article… the reason “you” don’t have a girlfriend is because of the following 5 things:
You suck at eye contact
You have bad eating habits
You don’t clip your toe nails
You order food at restaurants like a “girl”
You have a fatalistic attitude about getting anywhere with women.
Ordering like a ‘girl”? Really?
Maybe you don’t have a girlfriend because you rely on yahoo to give you dating advice like “remember to clip your toe nails.”
The real crime here is that the other headline… the one about Einstein and science has to share space with this sort of relationship drivel.
More things to get you ready for the weekend:
For a different look at buying a house.. as in, maybe you shouldn’t ever really bother.
Jean Claude Van Damme… Sexist or just unaware of what is appropriate dialogue with a female reporter. Either way, -gag-
Cigarette companies market to teens? Well, that isn’t all that new… but cigarette packaging marketing to women in cute little purse packs.
(Because nothing says "hip" "trendy" and "sexy" like lung cancer, phlegm that can stop traffic, and the smell of eventual death.)
And lastly, am I the only one who think that this soup both looks and sounds disgusting?