Yes, this is your halloween costume.
You are a banana.
You are so appealing!
Get it? Get it!? HEEEE!!!!
Yeah, I'm a dork who loves puns. Get used to it kiddo!
Today you didn't cry as muh... you screamed. Screamed. And screamed and screamed.
and then you did this:
... and suddenly the screaming didn't seem so bad.