PERHAPS WE LEARNED SOMETHING.....
…Perhaps we were only mildly entertained. Regardless, please enjoy these Reviews, Responses, Works of Fiction, and Retellings brought to you by one who hopes to someday join the ranks of those who have written something worth reading.
You look like you are plotting something. (And your baby acne keeps sort of fading and then coming back!)
You are over 11 pounds now! And you can fart loud enough to wake yourself up! Hooray on both counts!